I just finished the ANB Prototype Presentation, and I thought I'd post it in my site since the meeting is on Sunday (Tomorrow) where the committee from the bank will choose which one to go with (of the designs I made), and I wondered which one people will think is cooler here.
Me, I like the blue one, of course :)
Here is the *temporary* link. (Best when viewed in a full screened window)
Mashallah, they're astounding! My preferential design is the enlivening blue one. Followed by the 'tour de force' silver one. And finally, the invigorating yellow design.
The presentation itself is absolutely stunning, mashallah. May allah enlighten your life with rectitude and pack it with happiness n joy.
9/15/2002 9:32:23 AM
ace :
amaxing, awesome, astounding.. mashallah! whichever way you look at it, all the designs get straight A's! :) personally i like the blue one, then the yellow one, then the silver one.. go get 'em shadi! i'm sure they will all be a hit with your clients :)
9/15/2002 3:59:37 PM
Shadi :
Well, the meeting went exceptionally well, they were floored by the designs, especially Blue. One of them gave me thumbs up, and another kept saying Mashallah Mashallah :) Then today I was told that they were all rejected! LOL Seems the powers-that-be rejected them, and they have a different vision than the one held by the committee we worked with from their side.
On Sat I might go back to Riyadh, as we are trying to convince them that I need to sit with the decision-maker, be it the president or the janitor, and try to see THEIR Persepctive on the matter, then submit a different prototype. Bummer, eh?
9/17/2002 10:10:04 AM
Darth Vader :
To be completely truthful, I don’t know what to say. I was really shocked by what I saw. Shadi obviously didn’t do the least bit of research before he made his presentation. First of all, as all of you noticed, the baby factory(a.k.a. Woman) present in his presentation was not wearing her shock-inducing restraining collar, which is clearly a violation of Intergalactic law in section 2873, paragraph 187 regarding precautions to be taken with female creatures. Worse than that, if all of you would be kind enough to read the beginning of the second paragraph in the second photo. As ANYONE who reads even the slightest bit of interstellar mechanics can tell you, redirection of the xanthous laser alignments breach would NOT cause a zonifugal antimatter breakthrough as the trilithium discharger coolant would self seal the compartment leading to the containment of the reaction. Needless to say all Shadi’s findings afterwards were complete rubbish as they were based on this illogical and childish mistake. Needless to say I intend to report both of my findings to the Intergalactic Fraud and Mismanagement Federation(IFMF), who shall follow the usual procedure in such cases and slice Shadi up into nice little cubes that shall be canned and sold as Bantha Fodder. And as I was the person who reported this crime to the Federation I shall receive the usual 50% of the cans. So for those of you who would like to have something to remember Shadi by, please send me 15 bars of Galactic standard gold and you shall receive a lovely commemrative can of Shadi. Though so no one can say I am completely heartless, I will give Shadi a chance to redeem himself. As you may have noticed, I have recently had my eye on your lovely planet, and shall soon be invading it and taking it over. And being the shrewd business creature that I am, I shall need a way to reach the market that I intend to sell this planet’s exports to. So if you were to create for me a good presentation, detailing to me what would be the best way to market the Human slaves that I shall export from your planet, I shall turn a blind eye towards your previous mistakes. I was thinking of something along the lines of :”Humans, there not only great slaves, but an excellent source of protein as well!” or “Humans! The most edible slaves on the market today! Buy one now, and get a free barbecue too!”. So I await your response shadi, and as I am in such a good mood today, I will promise you that if the presentation is real good, I will sell you for twice as much as any other slave, and even have the creature/s who buy you promise to consult you on how you would like to be cooked before you meet your end.
The original,
Abutartoor…
